To swig or not to swig

Early in our marriage, I did something that shocked Charlene. I bought a carton of egg nog at Beckers. As soon as I got out of the store, I opened that carton and took a swig. According to Charlene, that is kind of like pushing your mother into a puddle. Egg nog is for drinking out of your best crystal. Time has gone by, and we have had that argument for many years. I think I have won though. A couple of years ago I caught Charlene taking a swig. That brings more joy to me than drinking a hundred cartons of egg nog out of crystal.