Low-rise jeans

You know me. I really hate to meddle about personal items, especially about what you wear. But please remember last week when I was mooned by somebody wearing low-rise jeans who had to bend over and pick something up. It happened again today. Please donít take it personally if I ask you to reconcile yourself to not picking up anything you happen to drop if you happen to be wearing low-rise jeans, at least not if Iím looking. Say no to crack.