Wow! I can’t believe my luck

Not only was I chosen to help transfer some money out of Nigeria for some very nice person who contacted me by e-mail (I’ll let you know how that turns out), but now some kind person in Nigeria wants to donate six million dollars to my ministry:

My Lordship/Friend, [Note from Darryl: I prefer Lordship]
Calvary greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus  Christ, I am former Mrs Sikiratu Seki Adams, now Mrs  Comfort Faith Adams, a widow to Late Saheed Baba Adams.
I am 62years old, I am  now a new Christian convert, suffering from long time cancer of the breast. From all indications, my condition is really deteriorating and is quite obvious that I may not live more than six  months, because the cancer stage has gotten to a very severe stage.
My late husband was killed during the Gulf war, and during the period of our marriage we had a son who was also  killed in a cold blood during the Gulf war. My late husband was very wealthy and after his death, I inherited all his business and wealth. My personal  physician told me that I may not live for more than  six months and I am so scared about this. So, I now decided to divide part of this wealth, by contributing to the development of evangelism in Africa, America,  Europe and Asian Countries.
This mission which will no doubt be tasking had made me to recently relocated to Nigeria, Africa where I live presently. I selected  your church after visiting  the website for this  purpose and prayed over it, Iam willing to donate the sum of $6.000,000.00 Million US Dollars to your  Church/Ministry for the development  of evangelism and also as aids for the less privileged around you.
Please note that, this fund is lying in a Security Company in Holland and the company has branches,  therefore my lawyer will file an immediate  application for the transfer of the money in the name  of your ministry. Please, do not reply me if you have the  intention of using this fund for personal use other  than enhancement of  evangelism.
Lastly, I want you/your ministry to be praying for me as regards my entire life and my health because I have  come to find out since my spiritual birth lately that  wealth acquisition without Jesus Christ in one’s life  is vanity upon vanity.  If you have to die says the  Lord, keep fit and I will give you the crown of life.
May the Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, the love of  God, and the sweet fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you.
I would want you to contact me back if you did receive my email. I await your urgent reply. Yours in Christ Mrs. Comfort Adams. Christ Live Church, Bodija, Ibadan, Nigeria. “To her [Mary] I entrust you, that the New Woman, Mother of the Church and of the New Humanity, may be your inspiration in the discovery of a new feminine identity in the Gospel perspective.”
– John Paul II, Sept. 4, 1988

This is almost like one of those George Mueller stories – you know, saying grace at the orphanage, even though there was no food, and all of a sudden somebody showing up at the door with just the amount of food needed. I was just looking at the DashHouse.com books and realizing that we would be six million dollars short this month. I was thinking about putting a PayPal donation button on the page, but now I won’t need to. We’re good for another month. Who knows what will happen in July? If anyone else wants to donate six million to my ministry, this is exactly the way I’d expect it to happen. I’ll gladly send you my bank and all other pertinent information. Of course I trust you – why wouldn’t I?

Darryl Dash

Darryl Dash

I'm a grateful husband, father, oupa, and pastor of Grace Fellowship Church Don Mills. I love learning, writing, and encouraging. I'm on a lifelong quest to become a humble, gracious old man.
Toronto, Canada