Scenario One Man goes to movie store. Sees DVD that wife would enjoy. Rents said DVD. Gets kids to bed. Wife takes longer to come than planned. Starts DVD. Man falls asleep within minutes. Wife enraptured by DVD; man very sleepy, but nudged back to consciousness repeatedly by wife. Scenario Two Man goes to movie store. Sees DVD that he would enjoy. Rents said DVD. Wife isn’t planning to watch anyway. Gets kids to bed. Starts DVD. Man enraptured. Wife suddenly appears and can’t believe man’s choice of movie. Man enjoys DVD but mocked mercilessly by wife. Scenario One happened tonight.