Top Ten Things to Say on Returning Home with Conference Book Plunder

10. “Look at how much money I saved! These were all forty to fifty percent off!”
9. “You should have seen the temptations! This is the small price of my restraint.”

and more

I haven’t returned from a conference, but this list was familiar enough for Charlene to comment: “Do you have a wire tape on my house?”


Darryl Dash

Darryl Dash

I'm a grateful husband, father, oupa, and pastor of Grace Fellowship Church Don Mills. I love learning, writing, and encouraging. I'm on a lifelong quest to become a humble, gracious old man.
Toronto, Canada