Following our earlier humiliation at a dog show, we have drafted a new dog to compete for us next year. Here is our new dog Buddy. We must be completely insane. I didn’t mean for us to get a new dog; it just turned out that way. I’m mostly enjoying him, although the fact that he destroyed a Coca-Cola pillow yesterday didn’t win him any points. He is also good at breaking out of cages. But we might stand a better chance of winning the dog show next year.