I heard that a pastor-friend of mine was at the U2 concert the other night. You have to understand my denomination to know that this didn’t used to be kosher behavior for a pastor. Maybe it still isn’t. Yes, I understand that this is still an area of debate for some people. I respect that. But I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to have a little fun with my friend, so I sent him this e-mail of concern:
Subject: Licentious behavior x: It grieves my heart to have to rebuke you for going to licentious entertainment last night. What would happen if the Lord came back while you were there? Come out and be ye separate. You’d never catch me doing something like that. Okay, I was there but just to hand out tracts.
Pastor I thought I was going to a game, I never did find what I was looking for. Have a blessed Bloody Sunday.
Made me laugh.