From the OkCupid! Death Test:
According to our research, you’ll be dead by December 2053 at age 86.
– probable cause – cancer
As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.
You have 17659.8 days left on this earth. You’ve already lived 44% of your life.
(Via Marc, who’s scheduled to die a few months earlier than I am.)