You’re hired

D.J. Chuang on the similarities and contrasts between the pomo church and The Apprentice. Here’s the last one:

The Donald has bad hair and a coupla billions in the City; The Savior has great white hair full of wisdom, owns it all, and is building a New City, and says you’re hired to do the best job for Him, and get the best perks as shareholders.

I’m glad he chose to contrast The Donald and The Savior.