Christian Mom Thinks “Blog” is a Euphemism for Sex

You’ve got to love when The Holy Observer comes out:

Sue Harrington is troubled by her daughter’s frequent use of the word “blog,” an Internet-era term she thinks is a euphemism for sex. The term, which Harrington’s daughter Brittany has used several times during the last month, recently landed the 15-year old in her room for two weeks. As net-savvy teenagers everywhere know, “blog” is nothing more than a shortened form of “weblog,” or online diary. Mrs. Harrington, however, is worried that her daughter may be engaging in premarital sex. “Just yesterday Brittany told me she had been late for dinner because she had spent the day blogging at Heather’s house,” she told THO. “When I told her she was grounded for her sexual indiscretion, she lied and said that’s not what she meant. But I’ve seen those Monty Python movies, and I know all the lingo.”