So what’s the big deal with Celine Dion’s mike? That happens all the time in most churches. Is this thing on? Tap tap tap. Confusion and embarrassing silence. Then it works, and one-two-three, should be here any second now – yup, there’s the feedback. I felt right at home. They implemented a five-minute delay in broadcasting the Grammys, which evidently came in handy with Aguilera’s dress. Here in Canada, they’ve just put hockey commentator Don Cherry on a seven-second delay in case he gets out of line. I’m wondering how many churches are looking into a time delay with their pastor’s sermons. Christine Aguilera was a bit of a disappointment. She’s got talent, and really doesn’t need to try popping out of her dress to get attention. Also didn’t like Sting’s dress. Really enjoyed White Stripes, though.