I’ll bet you didn’t know this piece of church history
From the Telegraph, The Seat of the Reformation:
German archaeologists have discovered the lavatory on which Martin Luther wrote the 95 Theses that launched the Protestant Reformation. Luther frequently alluded to the fact that he suffered from chronic constipation and that he spent much of his time in contemplation on the lavatory.
If Luther had eaten more fibre, just think how differently all this might have turned out.