From the copyright page of my new Message Remix Bible (very nice, by the way):
Lifetime Guarantee. This Message Bible is manufactured to serve you for a lifetime. If at any time the binding fails because of manufacturing defects, or if you just wear it out from use, you may return it for a free replacement…If the same binding is no longer available, it will be replaced with a Bible of the same or greater value. This offer is valid for U.S. customers only.
Mark my words. One day we polite Canadians will rise up and overthrow the tyranny of stupid exclusions like this one. We’d do it now, but we’re too busy trying to figure out how we can transition from a single-party state over the next decade. But once we get that fixed, Americans had better watch out.