John Maxwell’s status downgraded

I’ve previously called John Maxwell a wuss. Unfortunately, his status has been downgraded to pansy, which is slightly worse than wuss. The reason for this change is the letter I just received:

This letter is written to inform you that the John Maxwell event for October 8, 2003 has been cancelled. Unfortunately, INJOY Ministries feels the risk is too great for John to come to Toronto with the SARS problem on the rise again.

Statistically, an airplane crash on the way here is more likely than catching SARS once you arrive. Well, at least Mick Jagger is still coming.