Snow Day

I would like to apologize for the anti-American comments I made yesterday. They were made in the cold of the moment, and in no way reflect my opinion. I hasten to add that the Prime Minister has not said an unkind word to me about these comments, and has actually defended me, and I can’t guarantee I won’t say them again. There is no greater defender of our right, yes, our responsibility to make inappropriate comments about Americans than our Prime Minister. I now realize it’s probably going to snow right into July, maybe August, and I’m okay with that. As a concession to this crazy weather, couldn’t we have the odd snow day? A day in which we look out our windows and say, “Nobody’s going anywhere today.” I miss snow days. I want a snow day.