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# Top Ten Things to Say on Returning Home with Conference Book Plunder
- URL: https://www.dashhouse.com/20071112top-ten-things-to-say-on-returning-home-with-conference-book-html/
- Published: 2007-11-12T01:58:26.000Z
- Updated: 2022-08-15T15:32:23.000Z
- Author: Darryl Dash
- Tags: Blog, Books, #DashHouseCom, #wp

> 10\. “Look at how much money I saved! These were all forty to fifty percent off!”

> 9\. “You should have seen the temptations! This is the small price of my restraint.”

[and more](http://www.ivpress.com/blogs/addenda-errata/archives/2007/11/top%5Ften%5Fthings%5Fto%5Fsay%5Fon%5Freturning%5Fhome%5Fwi.php?ref=dashhouse.com)

I haven’t returned from a conference, but this list was familiar enough for Charlene to comment: “Do you have a wire tape on my house?”

[via](http://theologica.blogspot.com/2007/11/advice-for-bibliophiles.html?ref=dashhouse.com)