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# Happy birthday but grow up already
- URL: https://www.dashhouse.com/2005928happy-birthday-but-grow-up-already-html/
- Published: 2005-09-28T22:32:10.000Z
- Updated: 2022-08-15T15:34:19.000Z
- Author: Darryl Dash
- Tags: Blog, Quirky, #DashHouseCom, #wp

![up-question_kermit_1.jpg](https://www.dashhouse.com/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2005/09/up-question_kermit_1.jpg)

[You’re 50 now](http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/news/2005-09-27-muppets%5Fx.htm?ref=dashhouse.com) so it’s probably time to settle down and [pop the question](http://www.tartcity.com/misspiggy.html?ref=dashhouse.com).