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# “McChurch” Teaches Clergy How to Super Size Their Dying Church Membership
- URL: https://www.dashhouse.com/200555mcchurch-teaches-clergy-how-to-super-size-their-dying-church-html/
- Published: 2005-05-05T11:24:25.000Z
- Updated: 2022-08-15T15:34:48.000Z
- Author: Darryl Dash
- Tags: Blog, Quirky, #DashHouseCom, #wp

[Press release](http://www.emediawire.com/releases/2005/4/emw234488.htm?ref=dashhouse.com):

> *One of a kind unchurched and church membership retention seminars. Two Las Vegas women showing local clergy how grow their churches using proven Fortune 500 company’s customer winback and retention techniques. Over 90% of all churches in America have just 160 active members. Encouraging God’s CEOs to get feedback from church attendees who have recently stopped going to church and/or who are the on the verge of defection to achieve healthy growth from the inside out.* (PRWEB) April 30, 2005 — There’s a two woman Army in Las Vegas who believes piping hot fries and the “Bible” have a lot in common. These ladies are teaching local clergy how to super size their dying church membership… [Lost Sheep Consulting](http://www.sheepfinders.com/lostsheep.asp?ref=dashhouse.com) conducts groundbreaking “McChurch” seminars. Nina S. Griffin and Rachael D. Richardson show God’s CEOs how to recreate the one of a kind spiritual experience McDonald’s customers have been enjoying for the last 50 years… There’s a “David” in the desert with a sling shot of a message; “Save the lost at all cost”.

I have to admit they lost me with the sentence, “There’s a two woman Army in Las Vegas who believes piping hot fries and the ‘Bible’ have a lot in common.”