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# TallSkinnyKiwi: The Art of Not Getting Embarrased at a Baptist Church
- URL: https://www.dashhouse.com/2005522tallskinnykiwi-the-art-of-not-getting-embarrased-at-a-baptis-html/
- Published: 2005-05-22T11:42:47.000Z
- Updated: 2022-08-15T15:34:44.000Z
- Author: Darryl Dash
- Tags: Blog, Church, #DashHouseCom, #wp

[TallSkinnyKiwi: The Art of Not Getting Embarrased at a Baptist Church](http://tallskinnykiwi.typepad.com/tallskinnykiwi/2004/03/another%5Fbaptist.html?ref=dashhouse.com):

> Hints for attending a Baptist Church without getting embarrassed:

> – Go for the back seats.

> – Never stage dive – there is no body sitting in the front 2 rows to catch you. (more following . . . )

> – Don’t raise your hands, or you might be volunteering for something

> – Don’t drink the coffee, it comes from a large steel device from the early 20th Century called an “Urn” Go for the tea instead.

[And more!](http://tallskinnykiwi.typepad.com/tallskinnykiwi/2004/03/another%5Fbaptist.html?ref=dashhouse.com)