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# Always be prepared
- URL: https://www.dashhouse.com/200448always-be-prepared-html/
- Published: 2004-04-08T20:44:57.000Z
- Updated: 2022-08-15T15:35:59.000Z
- Author: Darryl Dash
- Tags: Blog, Quirky, #DashHouseCom, #wp

Found through [Radical Congruency](http://www.radicalcongruency.com/archives/003334.php?ref=dashhouse.com): a parody of [government instructions](http://www.ready.gov/?ref=dashhouse.com) on how to respond to a terrorist attack, except [these captions (same illustrations) are a whole lot funnier](http://www.valleysoapbox.com/images/Destination/index.htm?ref=dashhouse.com). Warning: a couple are a little crude.