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# You know you’re going old and senile…
- URL: https://www.dashhouse.com/20041225you-know-youre-going-old-and-senile-html/
- Published: 2004-12-25T17:42:53.000Z
- Updated: 2022-08-15T15:35:09.000Z
- Author: Darryl Dash
- Tags: Blog, Life, #DashHouseCom, #wp

…when you are honestly surprised by a gift that you wrapped for yourself (“What could it be?”)