TallSkinnyKiwi: The Art of Not Getting Embarrased at a Baptist Church:
Hints for attending a Baptist Church without getting embarrassed:
- Go for the back seats.
- Never stage dive - there is no body sitting in the front 2 rows to catch you. (more following . . . )
- Don't raise your hands, or you might be volunteering for something
- Don't drink the coffee, it comes from a large steel device from the early 20th Century called an "Urn" Go for the tea instead.