The following was forwarded to me by my brother-in-law, Arthur. It so well describes Darryl & I (with the exception that there would have been many times that we would have starved to death had Darryl waited for me to make a meal) that I could not help but post it!!
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here so you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides it says in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that! Show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, "HEBREWS."
Good one!
Here is another...Did you know the early church drove cars? Yeah! Really! and a Honda to boot! The bible says they were gathered in one ACCORD!
Yes, I had heard about the apostle's accord. Did you know that God has a vested interested in baseball? (In the 'big inning' God created...).
C'mon, Peter. Cars go w-a-a-y further back than the early church. Weren't Adam and Eve driven out of the Garden of Eden?
Oh, yeah...I almost forgot....Aeroplanes are not a relatively new invention either:
Pontius was a Pilate!