Top Ten Things to Say on Returning Home with Conference Book Plunder

10. “Look at how much money I saved! These were all forty to fifty percent off!”

9. “You should have seen the temptations! This is the small price of my restraint.”

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I haven't returned from a conference, but this list was familiar enough for Charlene to comment: "Do you have a wire tape on my house?"

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Comments

[Brian Mullins]

Ah, but you REMEMBER returning from conferences with your plunder, don't you?

[Rev. Mike]

After #10, you, sir, are now officially a girl.