Thursday
Aug182005
Did you ever think as the hearse rolls by, that you may be the next to die?
Thursday, August 18, 2005 at 4:20PM From the OkCupid! Death Test:
According to our research, you'll be dead by December 2053 at age 86.- probable cause - cancer
As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.
You have 17659.8 days left on this earth. You've already lived 44% of your life.
(Via Marc, who's scheduled to die a few months earlier than I am.)
Reader Comments (6)
According to our research, you'll be dead by February 2057 at age 83 - probable cause - cancer
I did a broader survey of "death clocks". Death Clock gave me 20 extra years over the Death Quiz. Another test told me I was already "Expired". My average age of death turned out to be about 81. Funny stuff.
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actually, it's 'don't ever LAUGH as a hearse goes by, or you may be the next to die, a whooo, awhoooo." if you want the rest of the lyrics i know them off by heart! (one of our famous family camp songs as a kid.)
I think there may be a couple of versions of that song. I did a Google search of your lyrics and nothing came up. I first heard my version through Garrison Keillor, and it showed up on Google. Funny song either way.
Interestingly enough, you're supposed to die on the month of my birthday, and I'm supposed to die on the month of your birthday the same year, eh, how did you get in a few extra years on me. I guess I've spent a little more time in the hospital...they say I'm dying of a heart attack. Who would have thunk?