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    by Arthur F Miller, William D Hendricks
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Sunday
May222005

TallSkinnyKiwi: The Art of Not Getting Embarrased at a Baptist Church

TallSkinnyKiwi: The Art of Not Getting Embarrased at a Baptist Church:

Hints for attending a Baptist Church without getting embarrassed:

- Go for the back seats.

- Never stage dive - there is no body sitting in the front 2 rows to catch you. (more following . . . )

- Don't raise your hands, or you might be volunteering for something

- Don't drink the coffee, it comes from a large steel device from the early 20th Century called an "Urn" Go for the tea instead.

And more!

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