Saturday
Jul192003
Bible code predicts Tenn. woman's hangnail
Saturday, July 19, 2003 at 5:10PM
From LarkNews.com:
NASHVILLE - Careful study of cryptic Bible codes paid off for a Tennessee woman when she accurately predicted she would have a hangnail on Thursday, June 26. "It was so clear," she says. "After looking long and hard at the Jewish letters, I began to detect a pattern running diagonally. Then suddenly, there it was: 'Hangnail, 62603.' I called my husband at work. I just felt tingly all over." Sure enough, on June 26 she developed a hangnail on her right index finger. She took five rolls of photographs of it. Doctors verified its presence. The hangnail has become "a real faith-booster for me," she says. "It's something I can see and believe in." She now spends eight hours a day studying the codes, and is specifically trying to determine what the family will have for dinner on Saturday, July 19.
Reader Comments (5)
Wow. That is impressive.
She'd be much better off if she committed the 8 hours a day reading the actual the words. Why is today's Christedom so infactuated with sensationalism?
Relax, it's satire. Lark News (http://www.larknews.com/) always gives me a laugh. I like their bestseller list this month. It's funny but closer to the truth than I'd like to admit.
I didn't go to the link - I thought it was real news. Check out http://www.landoverbaptist.org/." rel="nofollow">http://www.landoverbaptist.org/. One of my favourites.
That was hilarious!!! I might suggest (since she's in TN) fried chicken (revival bird!), fried green tomatoes, black eyed peas, cornbread, corn on the cob and sweet tea, followed by egg custard pie and lemonade (the REAL stuff, nothing out of cardboard!). The only problem is, how in the world would you find THAT in the Bible Code??????? It would have to be out of the Pauline Epistles.... he's the only one who would ramble long enough to get a good syntax of code going!!! :) BrotherPhil Phillip Swindall Gadsden, AL